Q: How do you get a frog off your windshield?
A: Use the defrogger!
Q: What kind of stories do frogs like?
A: The kind with hoppy endings...
Q: When is a car like a frog?
A: When it's being toad.
Q: What did the frog order at McDonald's?
A: A diet Croak and a large order of Flies.
Q: Why are frogs so laid back?
A: They eat whatever bugs them!
Q: What happens when two frogs collide?
A: They get tongue-tied.
Q: What's green green green green green?
A: A frog rolling down a hill.
Q: What do stylish frogs wear?
A: Jumpsuits!
Q: How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
A: Unhoppy.
Q: How deep can a frog go?
A: Knee-deep, Knee-deep!
Q: Where does a frog go to get a kiss?
A: Under the mistletoad.
Q: Why did the frog go to the hospital?
A: He needed a hopperation.
Q: Why did the frog say "meow"?
A: He was learning a foreign language.
Q: What is a frog's favorite game?
A: Croaket.
Q: What is the thirstiest frog in the world?
A: The one who drinks Canada Dry.
Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
A: Because he liked a good croak and dagger.
Q: What does a frog wear on St. Patrick's Day?
A: Nothing.
Q: What's a frog's favorite car?
A: The Beetle.
Q: What happened to the frog's Beetle when his parking
meter expired?
A: It got toad.
Q: What's a frog's favorite time?
A: Leap Year.
Q: Why did the frog go to the mall?
A: He wanted to go hopping.
Q: Why did the motorcycle rider buy a pet frog?
A: To pick the flies out from between his teeth.
Q: What has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog that croaks every day.
| A frog goes into a bank and approaches
the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is
Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy
a boat and go on a long vacation." Patti looks at the frog in
disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow. The frog says $30,000. The
teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his
dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager. Patti
explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will
need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has
anything he can use as collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have
this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an
inch tall. Bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patti
explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears
into a back office. She finds the manager and says: "There's a frog
called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow
$30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the
tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"
(Are you ready ???)
(Are you sure you're ready ???)
The bank manager looks back at her and says:
"It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's
a Rolling Stone" |
